I always try to display maturity in the office but sometimes, something slips.
Raft3r rushed to my office. “Yummy friend, are you well…well…”
I finished it for him. “Well-off? No. Well-endowed, yes.”
It turned out he was just asking if I am well-versed on an office database. He was quick enough to retort, “I can see that.”
I just came from the lobby restroom, feeling lousy, when I heard a voice from behind mocking me.
It was Erwin. “Uy, psst, ang ganda oh, ang ganda.” At least that’s what I heard he said, hahaha!
I turned around. I muttered an expletive that almost always pass for a natural expression of the uneducated.
Erwin laughed. I grinned.
When I turned my gaze back, the big boss was almost in my face, and it was obvious he heard the whole thing.
The fact that he is a foreigner who speaks and actually understands Tagalog very well made it particularly embarrassing.
I took it in stride and passed by him, gently opening my office door as if nothing happened.
I hope your Wednesday was a blast.
Categories: Employee Judie