My greatest dream is to work in a very busy office peppered once in a while with a conversation like this:
[discussing a personal matter that could affect the image of the office they’re working for]
Smooth and Suave Deputy Chief of Staff (SASDCOS): I really think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista! [realizes he may have been too harsh] Whoa. That was way too far.
Feisty and Ballsy Press Secretary (FABPS): No, no. Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean’s-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!
SASDCOS: Feel better getting that off your chest there?
FABPS: I’m a whole new woman.
Holy cow, let me sleep. I cannot stop watching. I’m beginning to ‘ship’ Rob Lowe and Lisa Edelstein in The West Wing. I totally forgot that they are now Senator Robert McAllister in Brothers & Sisters and Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dean of Medicine in House MD! I now see them as White House Deputy Communications Director Sam Seaborn and law student by day, call girl by night Brittany Rollins.